• “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” —Tenneva Jordan

  • “Mothers can look through a child’s eyes and see tomorrow.” —Reed Markham

  • “A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” —Robert Brault

  • “In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” —Randy Susan Meyers

  • “Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.” —Unknown

  • “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

  • “If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” —Milton Berle

  • “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” —Chinese Proverb

  • “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” —Unknown

  • “To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” —Unknown

  • “A mother is clothed with strength and dignity, laughs without fear of the future. When she speaks her words are wise and she gives instructions with kindness.” —Proverbs